The Binary Women Hotness Rating Theorem

We're no stranger to rating people's attractiveness on a scale of 1-10. I propose that this rating system is flawed.

First, men and women rate people differently. Lets start with men.

When sober, men rate women 1-10. I'm not a guy, so I don't really know how this works for them. Where it differs from women is when alcohol is involved. Then it switches to the binary system: 0-1. 0 for

0- Would not "do"
1- Would "do"

Women, on the other hand, aren't so black and white, we don't have a binary system. We have a 0-3 system.

0- Would not "do"
1- Might "do," if a lot of drinks are involved
2- Will probably do if instigated by the other person
3- Will rape you

I'm sure this all depends on the type of person you are, but at some point everything needs to be generalized. Some people might get upset with number 3 of the women's section, however you tell me that if your "Brad Pit" was in front of you that you wouldn't kidnap him, you're absolutely lying.