Friday, May 20, 2011
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Take it with you
If your house is burning, what would you take?
Since I'm neurotic this is something I think about quite often- that and what I will do when the Zombies attack. Yes, I said "will," not "would." IT WILL HAPPEN.
Anyway- so these photos are really cool because you can tell a lot about a person just by these few items they'd choose. I'd imagine I'd be taking a lot of notebooks, my laptop, running& snowboard gear, and a lot of randomly sentimental items like my carved wood statue of Don Quixote given to me by a college professor.
Name: Lauren Spisak
Age: 34
Location: Cleveland, Ohio
Occupation: Massage therapist; blogger; lover; mad genius
Website: http://www.yeahthatveganshit.blogspot.com
Since I'm neurotic this is something I think about quite often- that and what I will do when the Zombies attack. Yes, I said "will," not "would." IT WILL HAPPEN.
Anyway- so these photos are really cool because you can tell a lot about a person just by these few items they'd choose. I'd imagine I'd be taking a lot of notebooks, my laptop, running& snowboard gear, and a lot of randomly sentimental items like my carved wood statue of Don Quixote given to me by a college professor.
Name: Lauren Spisak
Age: 34
Location: Cleveland, Ohio
Occupation: Massage therapist; blogger; lover; mad genius
Website: http://www.yeahthatveganshit.blogspot.com
When the Rapture hits, are you going to heaven? Well your dog isn't. He's staying with me!
On Saturday May 21st the world is supposed to be Rapturized. I'm fairly confident since I'm not a christian I'll be one of those left behind to suffer, throw a giant "I survived the Rapture" party and loot all the departed wealthy Christians homes (They don't need it anymore, and my TV is from 2003. It takes 2 Mr. Unvierses to carry.)
Oh, and by the way, I'm taking your dog- because your dog can't come with you. Neither can your newt, your cat, your goldfish or 10 foot boa.
In all seriousness though, I neither want to, nor can, take all your pets. I don't really care about rabbits or guinea pigs or ugly dogs. I would say Chinchilla as well, however a pair of my friends own one, and I know they won't be going anywhere, we'll still be here drinking whatever fine wine we can gather from you rapturized suckers.
If you DO care about your pet, have no fear, I have just the answer for you.
But, again, seriously- when the rapture doesn't happen, we should be able to cut these fools off. One guy has made several of these predictions, and we should be able to laugh them off the planet and make sure they know they're idiots.
We can do it with giant stickers on their billboards, like this!
That's just my suggestion.
Oh, and by the way, I'm taking your dog- because your dog can't come with you. Neither can your newt, your cat, your goldfish or 10 foot boa.
In all seriousness though, I neither want to, nor can, take all your pets. I don't really care about rabbits or guinea pigs or ugly dogs. I would say Chinchilla as well, however a pair of my friends own one, and I know they won't be going anywhere, we'll still be here drinking whatever fine wine we can gather from you rapturized suckers.
If you DO care about your pet, have no fear, I have just the answer for you.
But, again, seriously- when the rapture doesn't happen, we should be able to cut these fools off. One guy has made several of these predictions, and we should be able to laugh them off the planet and make sure they know they're idiots.
We can do it with giant stickers on their billboards, like this!
That's just my suggestion.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Playing Art Director!
I'm definitely no art director or graphic designer. I'm a writer with a Art Director for a reason- I need a talented person to take care of that stuff!! But, I do like to dabble and have fun. This is a page from my notebook I write in before it's time to concept. I find it gets out all the garbage in my head. I've always liked the one quote, but like everything in my notebook, it doesn't have a name to it.
here's the original
here's the original
For Realz Yo
Check out the artist- It's pretty cool. There wasn't any photoshopping done to this, just a crazy piece of Earth.
Monday, May 16, 2011
Sometimes, I forget what an asshole I am
Advertising people: you will get this upon seeing.
Non-Advertising people: If you've had a beer or a dinner or sat 3 feet away from a circle of us talking, you too will understand this.
A lot of days I find myself with other co-workers saying "Today we cannot talk about advertising" but we just can't help ourselves because the shit is EVERYWHERE. For that reason, I super hate advertising. But, don't let me tell you that, watch these douchebags and let them tell you for me
Non-Advertising people: If you've had a beer or a dinner or sat 3 feet away from a circle of us talking, you too will understand this.
A lot of days I find myself with other co-workers saying "Today we cannot talk about advertising" but we just can't help ourselves because the shit is EVERYWHERE. For that reason, I super hate advertising. But, don't let me tell you that, watch these douchebags and let them tell you for me
Photo, Meet Pencil
s This shit was rather cool, I think this is one of my favorites. He has a lot of more whimsical stuff, but I thought this type of humor worked a lot better for him.
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